1. Student debt – more than £30K worth. Can I get a hell yeah?
2. Couple costumes – No we don’t want to see you both dressed up in cutesy little matching Fred and Velma. It maketh me sicketh.
3. The term “slaps”. Like “this song really slaps”. It sounds like something your Dad would say while trying to sound cool.
4. My crippling depression. Yeah 🙂
5. The current USA gun crisis. I am fucking terrified.
6. Adulting. When does it start to feel natural? How do you do know if you’re doing it right? Can you return it without a receipt?
7. My bank account. All those minuses 😉
8. Jamie Oliver. NOTHING IS SACRED ANYMORE
9. My nightmares. Complex, scary shit that would send my dear Freud in a tizzy.
10. The term “Social media influencers”. Sounds a bit like brainwashers beaming hypnotic vibes out to us. You-must-buy-this-weightloss-milkshake